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Crackdown 3

The latest game in the Crackdown series, set to reinvent and build sky-high off of the foundations layed by the original game.

Crackdown 3 delivers Microsoft's Azure-powered, revolutionary multiplayer destruction in typical Crackdown fashion. Players will be able to leap from skyscraper to skyscraper – tearing them down with their buddies as they do so.

Outside of its exciting new multiplayer experience, the game will also have a traditional Crackdown-styled single player mode that is four player co-op enabled, much like the previous two games.

Set to release alongside Project Scorpio this year, on Xbox One and Win10. I'll remember its release date as the day my life was completed.
Before E3 2014:
Dude #1: 'Where the hell is Crackdown 3 right now?'

Dude #2: 'I've not the foggiest idea, mate.'

After E3 2014:

Dude #1: 'Holy smokes, it's actually happening! Crackdown 3 is here!'

Dude #2: 'Quite so, my good man. Lad, let us pray that this technological advancement – known as Crackdown 3 – delivers on what it promises.'

Dude #1: 'Oh it will BABY!'

Dude #2: 'Amen.'

crackton 

Nickname for Acton, a working class Toronto suburb known for its drugs, teen moms, low educational attainment rates, open racism, and some of the stupidest people alive. Any person with even a little bit going for them would get out of that place, using college or university as an escape route.
It's worth the drive to Crackton.
crackton by The Real Canadian April 25, 2015

cranktown 

Cranktown-
The place that you go when you're down and low cuz you can't get a blow cuz you don't have a ho so you jerk it ( masterbation )
Cranktown-
God damn I look sexy right now time to go to cranktown
cranktown by little joey fletcher October 27, 2015

Cracktown 

A part of town where it is generally easy to obtain and openly use crack cocaine. African Americans and homeless people normally populate areas like crack town.
Damn, better lock the car doors. Looks like we are in cracktown.
Cracktown by Coontry Chicken April 11, 2019

Crackdown 

The (Best) Critcal Ops Sponsor In History!
Crackdown by Crackdown January 6, 2021

CRACKDOWN 

An Xbox 360 game for kids whose parents won't let them play Grand Theft Auto.
The best thing about CRACKDOWN is that it's free without microtransactions.
CRACKDOWN by Maya Butreeks March 17, 2021