alabama crabcake

when eating the STD known as crabs from another person's pubic hair.

John decided that, for dessert, he'd have himself some Alabama crabcake.

by Ifixlexus October 24, 2007

Blumpkin ala Crabcake

Eating a crabcake while receiving oral sex when dropping a deuce..

That dumb cunt raked my dick while i was getting a Blumpkin ala Crabcake.

by Terrell Suggs October 23, 2007

One Eyed Crabcake

Another word for a nasty vagina.

Bill: Did you hook up with Stacy?
Ted: You mean the one with the one eyed crabcake?
Bill: yea...

by ChillBilly75 December 19, 2011

extreme dutch oven crabcake

Before intercoarse, gather a collection of crab infested pubes. During intercoarse, both people soil themselves then go under the blanket, with pubes in hand, blowing them in each other's faces.

Dude my girl agreed to an extreme dutch oven crabcake last night

by AnalDestruction98 December 29, 2015