When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.

Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.

Colorado Crab Cake by JTabd July 10, 2023

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wobbly crab cake

A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.

"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."

wobbly crab cake by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016

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kentucky crab cake

A sexual move where a man rubs barbecue sauce all over his balls and lets a woman suck off all of the barbecue sauce.

Mmm... I really tasted the barbecue sauce during that kentucky crab cake!

kentucky crab cake by The Anonymous Chicken August 2, 2015

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Carolina Crab Cake

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

Carolina Crab Cake by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021

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