double coyote ugly 

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.

I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.

double coyote ugly by Denny Bob December 15, 2007

double coyote ugly 

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

double coyote ugly by jewpoints December 12, 2004

double coyote ugly 

Just like coyote ugly, except that since you absolutely don't want her to wake up, you gnaw off your free arm first - for practice!

Man, she was so ugly, I thought I'd have to do a double coyote ugly move, just to make sure I ddidn't flinch or whimper!

double coyote ugly by SuperCabbie October 4, 2007

Political Coyote Ugly 

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.

Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.

Political Coyote Ugly by E Rad October 6, 2012

Pullin a coyote ugly 

When a girl gets wasted and crawls across the bar.

Did you see her crawl! She is pullin a coyote ugly!

Pullin a coyote ugly by Bgirl35435 December 4, 2010

ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.

Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.

ugly coyote by those defs March 16, 2016

cyote ugly 

Cyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself so you can escape.

Man, that bitch last night was cyote ugly!

cyote ugly by Cyote Hunter May 13, 2006