Raping a fat chick while eating a s’mores pie, which is almost always terminal, or at the very least, leads to broken bones of the victim. A truly nasty guy!
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Similar to Peter and Jane, of the children's book series, published by the beloved LadyBird group. North Yorkshire slang, termed by my mate Dan from Stokesley, to describe male and female genitalia.
That lass has a battered Cowie ‘cos Big Stan and The Hipthrusters have smashed her with his massive Corey’.. Cowie female, Corey male. Corey & Cowie respectively
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Get the coaie mug.A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
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Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality
Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality
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