Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.

BASTARD Simon Cowell

by jackiiboii January 20, 2014

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

coweed

When you share a blunt with someone who has covid, and now you catch it too.

Jack: Hey man. Pass the joint

Jon: Make sure you smoke it through mask, or you’ll catch coweed

by Coweed19 November 20, 2020

Hot Coney

When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.

"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"

"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"

by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011

Corey LaBarrie

5-10-95/5-10-20. this man was the best guy ever, he could make anyone laugh and cheered me up whenever i was sad. he was my brother almost, friend enemy everything. sad to see him gone now. killed in a car accident from a drunk driver on his birthday. miss you forever

oh man, i miss Corey LaBarrie, don’t you?

by why_dont_we_limelight May 11, 2020

Corey O'Dore

A sexual achievement in which you have standing anal sex at 1:00 in the morning on the central, top-floor balcony of your pre-booked room at Commodore by the Beach hotel in Galveston, Texas with your date, who has lubed herself with a stick of unsalted butter, while listening to Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night," wearing sunglasses, smoking a cigarette or joint (as long as its something) from the corner of your mouth and appreciating the bay view.

Look, bro! Isn't that Robby doing the Corey O'Dore up there with his Bumble date?

by B205 April 11, 2019

Corey haim

Corey haim's full name is "corey ian haim" he was a teen heartthrob of the 1980's/1990's. He was in movies like dream a little dream the lost boys and prayer of the rollerboys . Corey sadly died on march 10, 2010 his legacy still carries on with millions of fans!

Corey haim is an AWESOME ACTOR!! he does awesome work in his movies!

by Lemon__ September 9, 2015