COVID Cut

When, after weeks of desperation and closure of your favorite barber shop/hairdressers, you, or your significant other, grab a pair of scissors or shaver and do the best you can...

“Looks like John went and got himself a COVID cut.”

by jay-nj March 23, 2020

Covid Good

Not quite "good", but not bad considering we're in the middle of a global pandemic.

"Hey David, how you doing - good?" "Yeah, well Covid good, you know...."

by Cece Guzman December 9, 2020

Covid Box

A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.

“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”

“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”

“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 23, 2023

covid muncher

Low lifes who want covid. These idiots enjoy covid parties and hang out with people who've tested positive for covid.

Joe enjoys partying with crowds who have fevers coughs, and diarrhea. He is definitely a covid muncher!

by Rakkey July 13, 2020

COVIDcam

A hidden camera set up to monitor the degree of social distancing behavior among children, teenagers or employees.

Yeah, it is voyeuristic for sure, but we gotta watch the COVIDcam to responsibly protect the greater good!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

COVID Stripper

See Onlyfans...

Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.

by Hamper Hunter November 13, 2020

Camp Covid

A sardonic nickname for any one of a number of prisons that COVID-19 has already hit.

OK, I’m off to work, I’m all suited up for Camp Covid!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020