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Covidinced

The belief that covid is an American secret society's solution to our countries enevatable debt crisis. One last hail Mary before our economy crashes and we are forced to eat roticary family dog.
I am covidinced that Trump is a puppet and everyone who thinks he is actually calling the shots needs to go argue politics more in their local bar while blainty rebeling the practice of social distancing. While intoxicated of course.
by Shrewby July 22, 2020
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Covidland

The United States of America, the most COVID-19 infected country on the planet.
Aussie: "We locked down for a couple of months and got Covid cases down to zero. Now our economy is completely open and nobody is getting sick."
Covidlander: "Oh yeah, well I'm from Florida and we got to open up our economy AND murder our grandparents! So take that you kangaroo jockey! Covidland rules!"
by Nicholas D December 13, 2020
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covidjinity

The state of your body before the first time you had covid-19. Losing covidjinity is what happens when you have covid-19 for the first time and join the community of hundreds of millions of your fellow human beings who experienced the disease.
It’s your first bout of covid? Congrats on losing your covidjinity!
by Mckey February 24, 2023
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Coviding

How you're responding emotionally and physically to the worldwide Covid-19 pandemic of 2020.
How are you coviding through this?
by AudiPLZ April 4, 2020
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Singapore Covidoid

A humanoid robot that unprovenly supplies the daily random numbers of infections and deaths via the Ministry of Health (MOH) to the mainstream media, especially now that the majority of the population view each infection as a mere statistic, because it no longer matters to them whether it is a few tens or a few ten thousands.
Since Singapore started registering daily five-digit infections, to give locals the illusion that the infections data are meticulously collected from thousands of doctors islandwide, and to cut down on manpower, the authorities had apparently tasked a Singapore covidoid to spy on the population’s social media posts and tweets and pseudo-encrypted SMSes to formulate a daily figure on both infection and mortality cases.
by MathPlus March 7, 2022
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coldminded

Somebody that is mean and only thinks about themself.
Stop being so coldminded and selfish!
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Coviding

Computer programming (Coding) during the Covid-19 outbreak.
Since I've been coviding for the past 2 weeks, I have refrained from licking my fingers while typing on other's keyboards.
by boiled_peanuts March 16, 2020
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