coventry

Pron.'Ko-vun-trie'
1. (n) A large collection of concrete, seemingly deposited at random within a never ending concrete circle, and never organied by an architecht.
2. (adj) a once pround sporting team or individual, now fighting a continuously losing battle in the face of over whelming odds, with little or no hope of regaining its former glory.
'A great big pile of Coventry'
'Give it up now, Redgrave, before you make a complete Coventry of your self'
by Nigel January 07, 2004
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Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.
I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!
by Mizzlebone September 03, 2021
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sent to Coventry

English phrase used in England to describe a person who is being cold shouldered or ostracised or ignored beacuae they have done something that has upset a group of friends, eg by doing something not accepted as within the social norm such as snitching on them
Jo has been sent to Coventry
by UK Ted Smith November 08, 2007
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Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
by Mizzlebone September 03, 2021
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Coventry City

The Greatest Football club in the whole world. Pride of the Midlands great city great night out huge skyblue 32k stadium which hosts huge event every summer . 34 consecutive years in the prem along with an FA cup and a win over Bayern Munich in the europa league. One of the biggest fanbases in England. 10 cov fans would out sing over 20k Leicester villa and Sunderland fans.
Did Coventry city win the champions league surely they must’ve they’re amazing.
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coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.
Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(
by Coventrian March 30, 2016
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Mr Coventry

an fucking cunt math teacher that is an absolute disgrace to his students and is also rude to them. He also needs to get fired. and there are more things about him; E.G he is an asshole a bitch and many more bad things.
Mr Coventry is such a cunt
by lomolololololololol May 21, 2018
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