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To Covert

adjective: covert
/ˈkʌvət,ˈkəʊvə t/

Where one will manipulate/coerce someone into something that is inherently unwise, humiliating, shameful or with the end goal of something being gained.
"Ayo I'm about to covert this fool into giving me his password"

"Lemme go covert that thot into giving me her card details"

"Since when did you get covert by the teacher into admitting to plagiarism"
by Savage Baggage November 26, 2021
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covert hot

When a girl wears extra large, baggy, or excess amounts of clothing to conceal her hotness
Paul : Dude, that hot chick just put on her hooded sweatshirt
Reid : Ya, she's going covert hot
by Double JJ Jimbo Jone March 9, 2009
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covid coven

Friends, family and/or romantic partners who maintain close physical proximity and human contact together while social distancing from the rest of the world during the COVID19 pandemic.
"I'd be so lonely, so deeply all alone, if it weren't for my COVID coven. We love and sustain each other. So more than we could ever do over Zoom."
by Doctor Science March 27, 2020
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Covert Narcissist

Very thin-skinned, fragile ego, insecure yet entitled, self-centered, lacking in empathy and having a very low emotional IQ. They only care about themselves and view people as objects and pawns rather than human beings. They feed off of admiration, compliments & attention yet are never able to congratulate or thank you. If they offer an apology you can be sure it is insincere and only serves to regain control of their victims. They are just as manipulative as overt narcissists, and often more dangerous because you don’t see them coming. They yet come off as quiet, shy, sweet, innocent, & frequently charming. They do not seem to be a threat so you allow them into your lives unsuspecting, and they tear through your world like a tornado once they gain your trust. They lie, belittle, misuse, disrespect, control, and otherwise manipulate their prey into submission. Their tools are guilt, shame, blame, cat & mouse games and gaslighting. They punish you with passive agressive behavior, the silent treatment, put downs, and other subtle methods. They refuse to take responsibility for their actions and always twist everything around and turn it back on you. They can eventually become mentally, emotionally, physically and/or sexually abusive. They frequently will fly into a complete rage and break things. They may kill your pets or worse your children or you if their rage becomes explosive enough. They lack the ability to understand or control their emotions.
Covert Narcissist

I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.

I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!

William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.
by Sunny Dayz June 9, 2018
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Convention

A gathering of peoples revolving around a similar interest, idea, or hobby.
Did you go to that business convention? Yes, they were discussing the future of intel-based chipsets.
by Melkiah January 29, 2009
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Comventure

Where the user clicks on the '(Show the comment)' link to try and understand the last comment, only to find there are many more preceding comments.

Comventures are most frequently taken on Youtube and are often noticable by how far off-topic they are from the video.
Whilst listening to a Daft Punk track, I noticed an angry comment about balding transvestite immigrants. I could tell right away this was going to take me on a comventure.
by la.brat September 7, 2013
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Tachy Goes To Coventry

A term used by vBulletin forum software to define its 'global ignore list'. Administrators of a forum can choose to put a user on this list. Their posts can be viewed by themselves, but all other users do not see their posts on the forum.
Forum Administrator: I think we need to Tachy Goes To Coventry that user already.
by benzoenator April 14, 2008
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