A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.
Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.
This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
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My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.
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Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.
by shht October 31, 2020
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One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.
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Pronunciation: Coe-Thel
Pronunciation: Coe-Thel
Mark:(takes hit)
Zach:(also takes hit)
Zark: we are one with the everything and the everything is one with...
Zach: what the fuck are you talking about?
Mark: DUDE WE JUST COTHELED
other acceptable uses:
"That's so COTHEL"
"man this cothel is vibeing up in here"
"dude listen to this music, the only way I can describe it is cothel"
Zach:(also takes hit)
Zark: we are one with the everything and the everything is one with...
Zach: what the fuck are you talking about?
Mark: DUDE WE JUST COTHELED
other acceptable uses:
"That's so COTHEL"
"man this cothel is vibeing up in here"
"dude listen to this music, the only way I can describe it is cothel"
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