A once amazing form of music, until the same money-hungry bastards who made pop music decided to take it over and ruin its future by recycling it into an augmented version of pop music.
Nowadays, the soccer moms and rednecks who listen to nothing but this fake trash try to make it look good by comparing it to gangster rap. They're both horrible.
Nowadays, the soccer moms and rednecks who listen to nothing but this fake trash try to make it look good by comparing it to gangster rap. They're both horrible.
Soccer mom: COUNTRY MUSIC IS GREAT UNLIKE TODAYS MUSIC ABOUT POPPING A CAP IN A COPZ ASS
Person with actual taste: Who would listen to either, you Retardis?
Person with actual taste: Who would listen to either, you Retardis?
by The Knife Ninja February 10, 2014
Get the country music mug.a type of music where you lose everything you own and takes no talent whatsoever to write lyrics for. Type of music listened to by people who have nothin better in life to do than complain about everything.
by colonel-s February 25, 2009
Get the COUNTRY MUSIC mug."Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
"No, I don't want to die"
"Why would you die?"
"It's country music"
by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019
Get the Country music mug.An attention whore who will do anything for attention from a country music singer. Constantly tweeting them is one of their habits. They go after anyone who is a country singer because they feel that it makes them better than the rest. They will do anything to be able to take pictures with them and try to show the world they have "connections" or that they're important.
by Enh1414 August 18, 2014
Get the country music chaser mug."Pop" music played on new country radio stations that is sung (not written) by artist who wear skinny jeans, tight V-necks, and other similar "frat-like" clothes who decide to throw on a pair of fancy boots and a fancy looking cowboy hat and call themselves country singers.
Thomas Rhett is a prime example of fratboy country music. His pop song crash and burn came on a country radio station, I puked a little in my mouth and immediately had to play some Jamey Johnson to ease the pain.
by zx04 October 13, 2016
Get the fratboy country music mug.A genre of music popular among white-trashy inbreeds. Just listening to it has been proven to lower your IQ. All the singers sound exactly the same, as if they were purposely trying to sound like hicks. Someone who listens to country music is usually from a rural, white, bigoted community.
"Earl couldn't get his GED, so he took his mobile to Nashville in hopes of becoming a country music star."
by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006
Get the country music mug.country music cant even be called music. its noise. all of the singers, if you can even call them singers, sound the same and are horrible. its whiny crap. its all about the same topics.. its pointless to society. its music that stupid rednecks and cowboys listen to. it is the lowest form of music possible.
redneck: this is a great song y'all!
rocker: lemme hear *puts on headphones*
redneck: y'all like it?
rocker: omfg! what is this shit? I think my ears are bleeding!
redneck: what y'all talkin bout?! this is amazin. countrys all i listen to.
rocker: its not even music. its noise.
country music= shit!!!
rocker: lemme hear *puts on headphones*
redneck: y'all like it?
rocker: omfg! what is this shit? I think my ears are bleeding!
redneck: what y'all talkin bout?! this is amazin. countrys all i listen to.
rocker: its not even music. its noise.
country music= shit!!!
by lpc; godd August 16, 2007
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