countryside

what trogdor burninates along with peasants and thatched roof cottages

by agereein July 26, 2003

Cuntrified

An adjective meaning scared stiff of pussy derived by combining the words cunt and petrified.

He was totally cuntrified.It was all he could do just to stare at her naked body and not run for the hills.

by Wittybit September 16, 2016

Countryside Banana Slama

During sexual intercourse when you're thrusting, you take out a banana and start inserting the banana into the woman's particular area

I gave my girlfriend the countryside banana slama and now my banana is mushy

by TheMajesticPirate September 6, 2016

countryside killa

A serial killer stalking their victims on a large farm anywhere in the world.

"Jeffrey Dahmer was not a countryside killa, I far as I am aware" the tutor says to a classroom of trainee police officers.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Countryfile

Sexual intercourse

“Jamie’s happy this morning,” said Dave
“Yeah,” replied Brian. “He enjoyed a bit of Countryfile with Maria this morning.”

by HatterJamie April 13, 2020

Countrycide

The killing of multiple people or animals in a rural landscape.

“People have been going missing, animals too, all in the one farm. There’s been a pile of bones found, too.”
“Damn it John, we’re here to investigate aliens, not countrycide!”

by CryptoTest July 3, 2023

Looting the Countryside

While during a multiplayer game, you are so bored that you mute yourself to masturbate.

"Josh? Josh? is he muted? Don't tell me he's looting the countryside."

by VGTPodcast September 22, 2021