Counterproductive

When the ex snaps at me over some bullshit without stopping to think how much I could potentially hurt or help them in the future.

I can't believe that dumbitch would try me like that! How counterproductive is THAT?

by don't you wish you did know September 8, 2011

Counterhating

The act of defending someone from a hater by counterhating. (countering the hate)
Counterhating is usually done by a friend who delights in pwning, slamming and serving people ( haters ) who hate on the counterhater's friends, family, etc. Mostly, this action is seen on Formspring. Counterhating is done mostly on Formspring by a Formspring Hero, anonymously, and unanonymously.

-on Formspring-

Hater:you wear tights and shorts it looks fucking nasty because your legs are all mishapen and shit. So yeah thats basically 3 things you posed in a time of one year. pathetic.

Friend: get over yourself

Counterhater: HEY HATER. YEA YOU. THE MAYOR OF NEW HATE CITY JUST CALLED. THEY WANT YOU TO POSE FOR THE NEW STATUE THATS BEING BUILT IN FRONT OF THE HATERS' HALL OF FAME. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SUCH A HATING HATEFUL HATER YOU HATEFUL HATEFILLED HATER. GO HATE SOMEONE YOU MOTHERHATER.

Friend: xD again with the comebacks >:D

Counterhater: I love Counterhating~ In fact i love it so much, that i think ill define it on UD~ hmmmm yesh~ its not defined yet! ITS MINEEEEEEEEE

by Kashew~ August 28, 2010

Counterproductive

Something that is ment to aid, yet only makes things more difficult

Westwood Highschool's internet blocks are counterproductive

by AdhesiveMonkeys November 2, 2008

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

counterproductive procrastinator

(1). someone who is defined as a counterproductive procrastinator. They never do what they say their going to as a result of laziness and or just a short attention span.

(2). never following through on a task they have set for themselves due to laziness.

(3). saying their going to do something then changing their mind a few moments later finding every obstacle possible to feed into their constant laziness.

guy: " That snow man is giving me the evils...I'm gunna kick it's ass...but its cold out there so im just gonna play xbox...and the door is locked and im to lazy to deal with that tonight..then i'd have to walk..which is just totally out of the question...i don't even wanna play xbox anymore...im just gonna sit here. i really need to stop being a counterproductive procrastinator one of these days or i'm gonna get nowhere."

by AndiLeaMissouri December 5, 2010

counterparts

1. An awesome Rush album released in 1993 that marked their return to guitar-based rock
2. Two things that go together

1. I was listening to Counterparts today and it was awesome!
2. Peanut butter and jelly are unlikely, but eternal counterparts.

by UrbanDictator July 7, 2006

counterproductive

having the opposite of the desired effect.

Person A posts on a forum on behalf of B, Person B posts a similar message on that forum so A removes their post, shortly after B removes their post.
When questioned B said 'I don't like talking to strangers!' - counterproductive

by safesploit May 19, 2015