cougher

A large hit of pot which makes you cough & really gets the THC into your lungs (often done intentionally).

I'm gonna take another hit, and this one's gonna be a cougher.

by nick_g July 11, 2010

cougster

A woman, who is a hipster who is older than 30, who tries to pick up younger guys.

Oh my God, she's such a cougster... make sure you use a condom or she'll try to get pregnant.

by Hipityhip November 20, 2011

Coughtrey

Someone who is obsessed with saying things like blobano

Coughtrey is here

by WhyAreWeStillHere... December 13, 2022

Corona Cougher

A dickhead that coughs on other people because he/she thinks it is funny, while knowing to be having the corona virus.

1. Peter is coughing on the police while knowing that he has the corona virus, he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. A dickhead that thinks, that he is going to die from the corona virus. So as a sollution he coughs on other people.

by Tuunu April 11, 2020

Caughter

The gross blend between one's laughing and coughing; laughter that results in coughing or hacking.

Tim: Hey man, did you tell your uncle that joke.
Bob: Yup, he loved it so much, he broke out in uncontrollable caughter.
Tim: Gross.

by Chichiboyy April 30, 2011

Blood Cougher

Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.

Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.

"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."

by Anonystoner September 3, 2009

cock cougher

An individual who has become so lame that they are prone to spontaneous fits of cock regurgitation. The length (Cl), quantity (Cq), and girth of the cocks (Cg), in addition to regurgitation frequency (Rf) is mathematically correlative to the degree of lameness represented by said cock cougher.

CF = Cq * ((Cl * Cg) + Rf) where CF represents the overall cock factor.
Lamness then is a simple correlation: LAME = CF^2

Mike: I think I'm going to pass on snowboarding this weekend
Everyone Everywhere: What a cock cougher!

Mush: That cock cougher snaked me in the park.
Thad: I deduce that he cougheth the cock.

by mod_critical December 16, 2007