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turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.
Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.
by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008
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cotton blocked

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”
by Juicy - C March 9, 2019
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Fish on Cotton

The action of vaginal discharge seeping onto cotton (or any other type of) knickers. Can also be used to describe the smell of an unclean lady garden.
Andie: "Darling, I think I might have an infection... Look..."

Sue: "Errrr fish on cotton!"
by ATwad February 7, 2010
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Bro costs 10 elixir

Elixir is spent to deploy a card onto the battlefield in Clash Royale. The player begins with 5 elixir, but as the game goes on it can be increased to 10 elixir. This phrase is used to indicate that somebody is so fat that they have to have extra elixir to be deployed onto the “battlefield
Bro 1:Holy fuck that dude is built like a disco ball
Bro 2: Bro costs 10 elixir💀💀💀
by floryus March 22, 2022
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Cotes

A basic human being capable of homosexual comments, whilelist never revealing his true identity to his mates.
Also a very good joke in portuguese.
That's so Cotes man...
by Jajerino May 9, 2022
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Cottam

An elderly male who gives off a false impression by making much younger females believe that he is nice and soft like cotton when really he is just trying to lure them into bed with him. The word "Cottam" is slang for "cot them" and is used to describe somebody who takes advantage of barely legal girls by being a father-like figure to them and convincing them into using his baby-like penis as a pacifier.

The term "Cottam" can also be given to somebody who is high up in a workplace such as a bar manager, who employs young girls and offers them more suitable working hours in exchange of sexual favours.

Cottams tend to stand out among others as they will most likely always be suited and booted trying their hardest to look important and will always have a unusual smirk on their face which would be best described as a "pedo smile".
Alexandra: I really don't know what to do! I can't pay my bills on a wage like this!
Leah: Maybe you could do what me and Dem did and let Dave "cottam" you.
Alexandra: Im not sure I could go ahead with that Leah! I really don't think I could live with myself if I slept with desperate Dave!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 30, 2023
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Black Cotton

A symbol for unrewarded struggle
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