Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

nigger nigger cotton picker

Something mfs say to black people to win an argument

Tyrone: I don't like you

James: nigger nigger cotton picker

by black nigger balls October 29, 2021

cotton nose

the physical state in which the nasal cavity becomes dehydrated after inhaling smoke. Similar to cotton mouth.

i had a stuffy nose, but now it's gone. it's like cotton mouth in my nose.... COTTON NOSE!

by vitaminwater22 April 13, 2011

Coochie cotton

Another word for a Tampon

Do you need some Coochie Cotton

by IamGAY234 June 18, 2020

cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Cotton Ballz

An old dude with a wooly, white haired scrotum.

Way too many cotton ballz in the gym locker room today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2017

Seal Cotton

Something bizarre or shocking that would provoke a WTF response. The origin of this phrase is the French phrase "ouate de phoque," which translates as "seal cotton," but sounds remarkably like "what the fuck."

-Wasn't the Kikkoman Soy Sauce video the weirdest thing you've ever seen?
-Yeah, it was all kinds of seal cotton.

by carpe_noctem December 24, 2009