cottagecore

An "aesthetic" depicting/revolving around a romanticized life in nature. Very serene and calming vibes. Includes: flowers, frogs, flowy dresses, cottages, fairies, and more things of that ilk.

"This tea set is so cottagecore!"
"It would be very cottagecore if we got matching frog earrings."
"All I want is a simple cottagecore life in the woods."

by Cat goes Meow December 4, 2020

cottage grove middle school

basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.

“cottage grove middle school sucks.”

by stank woman March 9, 2020

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

valley cottage

A Town in Rockland county Ny. That is full of Lame Hypocritical fools that need to realize they are not holier than thou. Get a life and mind your own business .

valley cottage Cottagite

by congerscum March 1, 2013

Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

cottage cheese thighs

When a female has thighs that resemble cottage cheese. Sometimes you can tell when overweight women wear spandex.

Those cottage cheese thighs were repulsive.

by dankenstein February 11, 2005

cottageing

British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.

See Also: Glory Hole

Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories

by Ralfy Boy January 27, 2006