george costanza's wallet

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007

Costa Vision

Results from the ultra-violet rays imparting a darker tone on skin while wearing a pair of Costa Del Mar sunglasses. This leaves a distinctive Costa Del Mar sunglass imprint on face where ultra-violet rays could not penetrate the frame and lens.

Coming back from your Caribbean sailing exhibition, you take off your Costa Del Mar, 580 Brine, sunglasses. A sorostitute mentions you have the best Costa Vision she's ever seen, she then later becomes your future slam piece.

by CostaDelFrat1858 April 24, 2011

Costa Mesa

Costa Mesa or as currently known as "Costa Mexico" or "Costa Manthisplaceisawesome" is a small city outside of Newport Beach. Here is where you get the laid back beach vibes without the snobby attitude. It's where hipsters meet family life as both can coexist in perfect harmony. Also nicknamed the "City of the Arts". You can find funky shops, restaurants, and places for sweet sweet hangs. You funky fresh and can't leave OC ? Move to Costa Mesa.

Ryan is super artsy, so he moved to Costa Mesa to be artsy and drink chai with his artsy friends.

by Sarahlou August 13, 2014

Costello Clapp

A Costello Clapp is when after coitus, instead of cumming in or on your partner, you cum into your hand and proceed to smack them in the face with the handful of cum.

After I was done having sex with Melyssa, I costello clapped her across the face.

by Josh Doane June 25, 2006

Costa del Chav

Holiday destination popular among chavs. Typically refers to anywhere cheap, crowded and with the only real attractions being bars and beaches.

Are you going for your usual week in the Costa del Chav this year?

by chavros July 31, 2006

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Costa Bitch

(also works with Starbucks bitch etc, whatevers local)

The chick in your office you ask/coerce/bully into doing a run to the local coffee shop in her break

I want costa, where's my costa bitch? Lydia stop closing emails you haven't actioned and go get some creamy coolers.

by Captain RapesCo October 29, 2014