Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.
Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.
Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"
Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.
Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"
1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were sucking face and I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on the threeway freeway. She ditched me faster than a cat can lick its ass.
2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.
2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.
by ditchdigger May 1, 2009
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by Cstnz666 October 29, 2020
When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
by boxandthefuzz May 5, 2017
Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
by ChrissyForTheWin June 21, 2013
A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
by Scott Irving January 2, 2006
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