Copus

The guy that gets all the ladies,The most athletic, cool, funny, and swaggy person alive, Someone everyone wants to be.

Man, i wish i was Copus!

by lifestyle420yoloswak November 16, 2014

Carusoism

Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.

CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*

by Scott Jund, Casey Leister, DJ Hawkes, Mike Nickler July 1, 2008

Chrushinutz

globules of feces sticking to the hair around the anus

You can pick my chrushinutz off your ass and keep them

by ChichoBicho May 2, 2021

Anatolian Corkscrew

A sexual act in which the passive partner sits on the blades of a modified ceiling fan and the active partner penetrates her from below. If done properly and with sufficient lubrication, this arrangement should cause mutual delight as the gentle rotation of the ceiling fan causes her to "corkscrew" in place on his phallus.

The Anatolian Corkscrew was invented by Sultan Abdülmecid I of the Ottoman Empire, and first actuated in 1852, in the city of İzmit. Of course, the Sultan did not use a ceiling fan, because ceiling fans were not yet known to the Ottomans at that time. Instead, he had his carpenters build a bespoke spinner from imported larch wood. There has been some speculation as to whom His Majesty first boinked on the contraption, but most historians agree that it was not his then most recent (and, in fact, twentieth) wife, Serfiraz Hanımefendi. Her preferences tended towards the vanilla.

Bill impressed Alice by assembling a bespoke ceiling fan with five polished larchwood blades and installing it in their bedroom. That night, Alice told Bill she wanted to try the Anatolian corkscrew. When comprehension dawned on him, Bill went promptly to the hardware store, picked up the supplies he needed, and set to work lowering the fan.

by Epic Tetus February 28, 2015

Mason Caruso

Also known as Grenade Guy on youtube, Mason is a pro surviv.io player that is near god tier. He is near sighted and must use glasses but this doesnt take away from his surviv expertise. He is in middle school but he already has thinning hair, this can sometimes affect him reputation but not enough to shake him from his game. To wrap up, if you see Mason while playing surviv, its better just to quit than to try to beat him.

"Mason Caruso is a god"
"I know, I dont know how he's so good"

by Iwishiwasmason February 7, 2019

cornsexual

A sexual attraction to corn

Stop fucking the corn you cornsexual.

by joshyex May 8, 2008

Chruser

1: Abbreviation for CHRonic USER.
2: The webmaster of Zelaron.

Chris: Don't be such a Chruser.
Nick: You dare saying I have no life?
Chris: Come get me, punk!
Nick: I'll kick your butt, Chruser.
Chris: Newb.
Nick: j00h lam0r
Chris: Saunter off to wretchedness, insolent fool!

by Chruser September 21, 2003