CrossFat

A training regimen which parodies CrossFit: the slogan "Forging Elite Fitness" is replaced with "Forging Elite Fatness." The regimen itself is superfluous calorie intake in single sittings for the sake of hedonism. Macro nutrients and dietary protocols are collectively disregarded; instead, the only measurable and competitive component is simply total amount consumed.

Person A: Bro, I heard you wrapped up another CrossFat the other night, how'd ya do it?

Person B: Brew, I slammed 'er back with straight up Chicken McNuggets. I downed a total of 79 in one go!

by Sourcream Flex February 25, 2013

crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.

My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.

by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016

cultural cross-pollination

The way and extent that cultures influence each other. Gained some notoriety on the internet when used by Garnt on episode 23 of the Trash Taste podcast. Note that he didn't invent the term.

There has been some cultural cross-pollination between Japanese anime and western cartoons when it comes to visual styles.

by Ehmno November 15, 2020

cross-orientation

Having sexual attraction to one gender, but romantic attraction to the other.

Cross-orientation is a complicated topic.

by Mason_Is_The_Joker April 23, 2018

cross faded

Drunk and high at the same time. Preferably equals parts.

Im so High and drunk. Im cross faded.

by irie stylee April 20, 2017

kevin cross

Kevin Cross is your typical cool black guy with a thick 10 inch black cock. He could fuck your bitch any day of the week, but he won’t because of his Christian beliefs.

Hey, it’s Kevin Cross! I can tell because of his huge black dick! I can trust him around my bitch because he loves the Lord :-)

by Nice Guy 101 May 21, 2019

Caught in the crossfire

To accidentally get someone elses cum on you during a gang bang or bukkake

"Me and my boys were gang banging lucie when I got caught in the crossfire!"

by Alien and Pablo January 9, 2021