Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020

Coronavirus

Gods way of telling humans were fucked

I got the coronavirus cuz I don't wear a mask

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 27, 2020

Coronavirus

Covid spelt backwords is divoc and WHAT DIVOC IS GOING ON

ew Coronavirus

by davey-buzz February 8, 2021

Coronavirus

A complete waste of time and energy that makes me want to kill myself

Ugh I feel kinda like Coronavirus

by Topshag April 8, 2020

Urination Coronation

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

by levahan December 7, 2009

Coronavirus

The longest lasting thing that was made in China

When will the Coronavirus end???

by Kidswillbekids May 24, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that causes a gradual diminishing in human intellect, resulting in overly sensitive gullible sheeple, panic buying normal household goods that are completely useless against viral illness.

The toilet paper is completely sold out because of coronavirus.

by Cwbyfrmhell April 10, 2020