coronavirus

A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is online school.

Person 1: YOOOOOOO Walmart is out of toilet paper because of the coronavirus
Person 2: Yeah all of the Karens took it, but I am madder that we have to do online school.

by Perpendicular Bisector April 2, 2020

coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

coronainsomnia

Corona insomnia is the inability to sleep because of stress from finances, fear of illness and fear of your family getting corona!

Stella has to drink five cups today because coronainsomnia hit her hard worried about her children and husband getting the rona?

Jake got coronainsomnia because he lost his job due to restaurants closing because of the rona restrictions!

by Laureezy September 13, 2020

Coronaials

The onslaught of babies that are going to be born about 9 months after the Coronavirus Scare convinces everyone to stay home.

“With every major sporting and concert getting cancelled, people are just going to stay home for a couple of weeks bang. Get ready for the wave of Coronaials this December.”

by GonzoParker March 14, 2020

Coronogeddon

The end of mankind, through a Corona - like virus!

I saw me peeples, dyin' all 'round mi!
Thought Coronogeddon finally arrived!

by Fukaface! March 23, 2020

coronaviruseando

(or in english, coronavirusing)
the act of pretending that the coronavirus school break is just an extended spring break (continuing to go to the beach, drinking, etc.)

men estoy coronaviruseando heavyyy
dude i’m lowkey just coronavirusing

by PUTABEHAVE March 15, 2020

Poe's Corollary

"It is impossible for an act of Fundamentalism to be made that SOMEONE won't mistake for a parody."

Fundamentalist: "God killed all of the babies and little kids in the Flood because he loves them all."

Normal Person #1: "All right, I'm calling Poe's Law."

Normal Person #2: "Nope, this nut is for real. Poe's Corollary."

by Sleeker August 17, 2008