russian cornbread

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia

With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread

by Texas MPM October 20, 2013

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Conza

A daily holiday originating in Texas in 1985, but now mainly celebrated in the Quad Cities area of Illinois. Conza is a celebration of awesome things. To define Conza would be like trying to define the colors that swirl around in your eyelids when you close your eyes, or what the man who discovered you could eat eggs was thinking beforehand.

Not to be confused with Kwanzaa.

"Oh man, it's August 6th! This is like, the most important Conza I can think of!"

"I'm thinking about celebrating Conza big time today, I'm gonna go grab a sixer of High Life and sew some shirts together or something."

by RippyTippyTappy February 4, 2010

corn rage

The extreme feelings of animosity, fury, conniptions, rancor, and malevolence that a Nebraska Cornhusker fan gets whenever the Huskers lose particularly close game or match at the last second. Corn rage is also known to manifest itself at any Husker loss, bad plays, and in penalty calls.

I've been corn raging ever since Nebraska lost to Texas in the Big XII championship game on a last second field goal.

Coach Bo Pelini is well known for his sideline displays of corn rage.

by meathook187 December 6, 2012

corp corn

Litle food like cookies that is free in many big companies

Sergey was eating corp corn for a dinner

by overwriter November 13, 2011

creams my corn!

annoys me!

It just creams my corn!

It really annoys me! Bothers me!

by marcia farinas January 13, 2011

Cornbowl Casserole

A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.

I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.

by ebghjebb September 16, 2016