Indiana cornshucker

Commonly performed in indiana (hence the name) during rough intercourse, the male turns the woman around doggy style, and starts vaginal sex, he then shoves an un-shucked corn cob into her anus, when the female convulses the corn cob forces its way out, shucked and ready to boil

Derek "man, jenny was a freak"
Sam "did you make her an indiana cornshucker?"
Derek "you bet"

by Hesterjenkins May 23, 2019

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Cornfucker

A term created by yours truly, meaning an individual who experiences sexual attraction (ironically or unironically) to abusive or manipulative characters, specifically Steve Cobs from inanimate insanity.

"honestly I'd smash Steve Cobs"
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

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Cornfucked

Another stupid word for confused.

Man, I am so cornfucked now.

by Just_Jack December 18, 2010

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confuckered

Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet

The computer never worked because the operating system was confuckered from day one.

by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016

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Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

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