Cornball

A person with trite or sentimental ideas. Also known as Vohlyn#0001 on discord or @Vohlyn on instagram.

Vohlyn puts "800+ vouches" in his discord bio and claims he is "lied about" when he is caught scamming. A cornball.

by Goat AK March 28, 2023

Cornball

A corny White person

Yo aren’t post Malone and Eminem Cornballs not gonna lie

by DCL GAMING CLAN October 22, 2019

Cornballs

When you slather your balls with corn syrup and then stick them to someones face.

"My woman was getting out of line so I covered my balls in corn syrup and cornballed that bitch."

"Man, I totally cornballed this chick last night!"

"It's really hard to get the corn syrup out of my pubes after cornballs. "

by cornballer1229 September 9, 2009

Cornball

A corny Caucasian person

Yo aren’t post Malone and Eminem Cornballs!

by DCL GAMING CLAN October 22, 2019

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.

My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.

by Prozach21 November 20, 2010

cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.

Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene

by Beezy25 April 29, 2009