lip cricket

Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard

Dude has lip crickets in his stash

by Stevie G Spot January 9, 2016

Content with a life of cricket and lunch

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

Noisy Cricket

The tiny gun given to J in MIB that causes a bigger explosion than your average brick of C4.

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
-Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle-
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: -picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay- Noisy Cricket.
Jay: -stares the weapon in disgust- Hey, Kay, nah nah. Come on, man, y-you get a Series Four De-atomizer and I-I get a little - little midget cricket?
Kay: -notices Jay is pointing the gun in his direction- WHOA! kid...
-grabs the arm Jay is holding the weapon with and points it away from him-
Jay: Feel like I'm gonna break this damn thing.

by zomiaen October 25, 2008

Tickle your Cricket

An Asian euphamism for masturbation, self gratification. One may only tickle their own cricket. Once tickled by it's master, the cricket will stand at attention.

Dude, I totally walked in on this guy tickling his cricket. Do you tickle your cricket?

by R2John2 May 3, 2009

Exotic Cricket

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

Blue gum moon cricket

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.

Yo, did ya'll peep Mr. Johnson down on W. 63rd? He a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

Cold as Cricky

A superlative adjectival phrase that aptly describes when someone or something becomes devoid of all emotion or heat

Bro 1: Are those Coors Lights as cold as the Rockies?
Bro 2: Easily, brah -- they're as Cold as Cricky
Bro 1: Shit son! Watch out for frostbite

by xijhing August 21, 2009