yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011

Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011

Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.

Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!

by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009

Cordon Blue

When you insert your chicken strip in her ham sandwich

" I had two bottles of wine and I gave that bitch some cordon blue"

"I woke up and da bae asked for some scrambled eggs, I said I am out but I got some cordon blue"

by BigFatEye May 14, 2016

emily cordon

Best person ever. Sexy asf but a midget but still Cool as fuck

Damn did you see that sexy midget? That was Emily Cordon

by Hsinsjk January 23, 2024

Andrew Cordone

The darkest black person alive. Some say you can’t even blorgus.

Wow the lights went of and Andrew Cordone snuck you on me with his penis out

by Poopqeef1139 February 29, 2020

cordon noir

The uncanny culinary ability to reduce any dish to a blackened, charred lump.

Billy's mother was an exceptional cordon noir cook. Her ability to turn ordinary food into charcoal was unmatched.

by flapjackboy December 25, 2022