Corked Bat

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.

Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis

by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

Quad Cored

To be beaten by something better, to be owned. To be quad cored.

John comes walking out a shop with a Ginsters pasty. Gary comes out with a dominos. John just got quad cored.

by Mr Silly W October 23, 2008

Curbed

To reject and throw away

Leroy was trying to get freaky with me but I curbed him.

by krazieaznchicc February 11, 2015

corped

to get so fucked up by means of alcohol, violence or any other way during a night out.

you got corped.

by djw_75 December 24, 2010

Corben

Corben is a person who is a great lover and needs you more than you realise . He very sporty and smart and very easy to talk to but he finds it hard to understand your emotions and can be a dickhead but whatever ... be careful to not get to attached

" Wow look at that hottie go !"
"ahh well he must be a Corben "

by cruzonthetide September 12, 2017

Corbett

A unit of measurement of martial prowess. A single corbett being the equivalent of one 'Ronnie Corbett' (OBE and diminutive comedian) defeated in unarmed combat to the death. Subsequent corbetts are presumed to be attacking in concert. ie if a man was rated six corbetts, he would be able to defeat six Ronnie Corbetts simultaneously.

Don't mess with that guy, he'll fucking destroy you, he must be about fify corbetts.

Or

Check out that guy, what a chump, he's barely half a fucking corbett!

by Crippled Ninja April 14, 2009

corned beef rocket

Noun.

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.

by Al October 13, 2003