conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

comophobia

comophobia is phobia when a person is uncomfortable around dairy products.

Dude! Did you hear Mike has comophobia.
That's so weird.

by zzbet July 20, 2020

covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).

Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.

by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Couponophobia

The fear of great savings!

Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"

Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponophobia"

by JessMH June 18, 2009

chocophobia

the totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate one day

Having chocophobia, Ben goes to the candy store everyday to double check that chocolate is still available.

by Tom Marvalo Riddle January 13, 2010

Cnophobia

Fear of Chuck Norris.

She had Cnophobia, and nothing could cure her.

by Ecarg Redyns May 12, 2009