coolstar

weeb ass jailbreak developer known as pornstar who develops his crappy sileo that nobody uses and competes with pwn2ass

coolstar: send anime
pwn20wnd: fucking die in fire weeb

by fries hahahah lol xd September 21, 2019

Coolester

When your cooler than the lid who has the Minecraft shirt

"Man your coolester!"

by DOC ($4.99) July 11, 2017

coolstorybro

Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots.

It used to be used on the image board 4chan as a reply to a long, descriptive post.

But now the phrase has been spread around the internets by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.

If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.

Jim: Hi

Faggot: Coolstorybro

Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..

Faggot: Coolstory

Jim: Fucking idiot.

by Vope March 14, 2011

Disrespectful Cookster

A small primate who when in an angry state, is known to throw bananas and other assorted fruits at its antagonizer.

Oh my god! That disrespectful Cookster just threw a banana right into my eye, and now I'm blind!!

by Mike Cookie October 27, 2008

Colosterrific

Merger of two words (colon and terrific) used to describe a fart released from one's colon much to the displeasure of other nearby individuals

Wow! I ripped ass and it was closterrific

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

cowlster

A prolific creator of Minecraft parodies and food reviews. Often he is English but people don't hold it against him (much). His voice is notorious for bieng imitateable. And his Minecraft skills though advanced are brought down by his idle personality.

It's cowlster!

by Mul1gan September 8, 2019

cooster

A bird-like creature, looks similar to a polka-dotted chicken. Said to live in arid climates, and eat small mammals. Digs burrows in the earth where it makes a nest from bones.

The wild cooster ate my small dog and constructed a nest from it's bones.

by Sir Nicholas Ryan Green January 2, 2008