cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

Cookiardos

It is a superior race (human being appearance, but their heart is made of crackers). It is a myth that has lasted 1000 years, it has been said that they are only two in the world, and someday they will be together and rule the world (Like Pinky and The Brain). The Female (called Cookita) has some deficiencies like: not combine watches with clothes, being so beautiful (yeah, this is a deficiency because she can kill Cookito), etc. On the other hand Cookito is more intelligent (little bit) and knows how to combine watches with his clothes. They share a lot of things, for example their favorite band is U2, and they love the same songs (Romeo and Juliet, Don’t stop believin, etc). Both are magnificent, especially her, she is so beautiful that now Cookito is crazy (a.k.a. Loquito); she is the most intelligent, pleasant, friendly person. If you want to know more about this kind of people look in Wikipedia for the definition of “perfection“ or listen to all U2´s songs…

Curiosities:
Cookita´s Mom is also beautiful.
They have 100000 of nicknames (Cuco, Cooko, Cooka, Cookiet, Hermocook, Pinky, Cerebro, Burrita Sabanera, Burrito Sabanero, Galleta, Galleetc.)
Cookito knows EVERYTHING.
Cookita´s laugh sounds like a horse.
Cookito don’t know how to say contradicho, he always says contradecido (what an ignorant).
It is impossible that Cookito hurts Cookita.
Cookito adores Cookita more than anyone in the world.
Cookito is waiting for Cookita…

cookie cookies cookita cookito cookiet hermocook cookiardos

by JAGB June 21, 2011

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Cocktard

An unsavoury person who is both a cock(arrogant, conceited) but also expresses educationally subnormal views.

Cock: "Wow he's gay and plays chess!? Retard!"
Everyone else: On the contrary, you cocktard.

by Mr_Brightside March 3, 2021

Cooktadyied

Failing something in spectacular fashion

I think this text cooktadyied me

by Mucktady November 22, 2024

Corktard

Hipacritical, King of lies. Someone who is narcissistic. This person will stop at nothing to make himself feel correct in any situation. This makes him feel better about his micropenis.

Don't worry about that Corktard. He just can't be wrong about anything. You know he does that because his penis is tiny!

by RAV4 Leemus August 31, 2025