pre-coffee coordination

The amount of coordination that most caffeine addicts have before their first cup of coffee.

" Oh man i spilled my breakfast everywhere then tripped over the dog before i got to the coffee pot"

"Yea thats pre-coffee coordination for ya bro"

by Jeff so fly July 14, 2007

Combination diapering

Combination diapering is the process of using both cloth and disposable diapers in ones home. A combination of the two types of diapers.

Mrs. Smith always opted for combination diapering with her children when they were babies.

For the first several weeks after my children's birth, I chose combination diapering.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. February 11, 2007

corrination

How idiots misspell coronation.

You Repugnicants want to give Drumf a corrination as a Kang or an Imperor or sumthin!

by GEOTUS Shock Trooper February 3, 2020

cookcation

To take a vacation from cooking

Craig: Ass Clown, do you have AIDS, you dropped 15 pounds in two weeks.

Adam: Thanks for noticing, Master of the Obvious. I haven't eaten in 12 days because my beeotch stopped cooking for me, she's on a cookcation.

by Bella AMAC December 26, 2007

cobination

The act of one being sticking a corn cob up another beings rectum while simultaneously pulling their hair.

Greg performed a cobination with Ronny on a Mahindra Tractor

by Ronny Neely September 26, 2017

Swag Coordination

A double meaning; Being able to coordinate a swaggy outfit and/or the act of creating a swagful aura through your style, your walk, your persona and your outfit.

I.E. Did you see Drake's performance at the VMA's? That man has ZERO swag coordination!

by TheKing1993 September 19, 2010

conbination

Cunning combination

The conbination resulted in a myriad of unexpected, yet undetected, dog-ear'd catastrophes.

by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009