COOKIEMONSTER

A girl who REALLY wants it. Cookiemonsters are primitive creatures that are found mainly in regions categorized by Suburban Jewopolisness. In many cases, Cookiemonsters will act violently when they are refused it.*

There are various ways of determining whether or not a girl is in fact a Cookiemonster. One of which is by simply observing their acts. Should a girl stand in the corner, straddling a filing cabinet, she is probably a HUGE Cookiemoster.

*The fact that Cookiemonsters want it does not at all require attractive rowers to give it to them.

1: That Cookiemonster wants to crumble.

2: Don't buy those clothes, that's what a Cookiemonster would wear.

3: Don't give it to that girl, she's a big Cookiemonster.

by Gwen Olaze March 11, 2008

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Cookiemonster

A crazy easy to love person who is hallariouse and easy to get alone with xD

Wow that guy is suck a Cookiemonster

by whitneysporty9 March 27, 2011

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Cookietron • Cookieronpa • Cookiethon • cookierun_mesopotamia • Cookiecorn • CookieDrop • Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia • cookiemonster ike • cookierunsexual • cookietool

cookiemonster ike

a REAL JERK FROM HELL >: >: >: >: LOL J/K HE'S ALLRIGHT ;) ;)

COOKIEMONESTR IKE LIKES SOUTH PARK AND THAT IS IRONIC BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET IRONY AND SOUTH PARK IS FULL OF IRONY :lol

by willie April 16, 2004

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Cookiecorn

A cookiecorn is a magical blend between delicious cookies and unicorns. These magical creatures are very rare and only exist in the great Laya's mind. The cookiecorn is NOT edible. But, if you happen to eat a magical part of the cookiecorn, you will get one wish and one bad fortune that may or may not come true. The Cookiecorn also reincarnate so it cannot die. Unless someone pees on it.

This cookiecorn tastes like my aunt marge's feces.-Irememe

by ja30nfu June 21, 2017

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