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COOKIEMONSTER

A girl who REALLY wants it. Cookiemonsters are primitive creatures that are found mainly in regions categorized by Suburban Jewopolisness. In many cases, Cookiemonsters will act violently when they are refused it.*

There are various ways of determining whether or not a girl is in fact a Cookiemonster. One of which is by simply observing their acts. Should a girl stand in the corner, straddling a filing cabinet, she is probably a HUGE Cookiemoster.

*The fact that Cookiemonsters want it does not at all require attractive rowers to give it to them.
1: That Cookiemonster wants to crumble.

2: Don't buy those clothes, that's what a Cookiemonster would wear.

3: Don't give it to that girl, she's a big Cookiemonster.
by Gwen Olaze March 11, 2008
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Cookiemonster

A crazy easy to love person who is hallariouse and easy to get alone with xD
Wow that guy is suck a Cookiemonster
by whitneysporty9 March 27, 2011
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cookiemonster ike

a REAL JERK FROM HELL >: >: >: >: LOL J/K HE'S ALLRIGHT ;) ;)
COOKIEMONESTR IKE LIKES SOUTH PARK AND THAT IS IRONIC BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GET IRONY AND SOUTH PARK IS FULL OF IRONY :lol
by willie April 16, 2004
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cookiewhore

someone who won't share their cookie with you for the selfish reason at some point they want to have sex with that cookie. Or someone is hard of hearing and didn't hear you call them a cookiehorder and changed changed the word horder into whore in their own mind out of possible guilt. also a cookiewhore is someone who could use a box of Quetips and some ear flush to understand your new york accent.
you are sitting with a young lady who is eating a large cookie and won't give you a piece. you call her a cookiehorder in a new york accent. she then accuses you of calling her a cookiewhore so you get asked to leave the party by your boss and have no idea why until monday morning when he tells you
by PaulJWBunyan July 11, 2011
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cookietool

Cookietool sat down, Goth was standing over him, he looked worried.
by cookietool September 9, 2021
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Cookiehole

Vagina. That comes from a female once in a lifetime. Sweet and delicious.
sweet cookiehole let's dip you in milk and get that pussy wet.
by anonymous May 28, 2023
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