cooperism

The act of saying something so stupid it defies belief and the laws of physics simultaneously.

Me: "So i heard Matt had you running around, trying to find a bag of steam the other day"
Guy: "Yer"
Me: "Haha you're an idiot"
Guy: "Well in my defense the coffee machine makes steam"
Me: "......."
Me: "What a cooperism"

by MadForEmmaWatson December 5, 2013

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

Coolerst

One that is cooler than the coolest.

Larry Bird is cool, but Mike Dunleavy Jr. is coolerst.

by mrsdunleavy344 November 13, 2005

Cooperstein'd

Adj:
The act of looking at your smartphone or computer following a night of alcohol consumption and realizing someone has changed your wallpapers to images of Anderson Cooper the homosexual news anchor.

Anderson Cooper cooper wallpaper computer smartphone

"I woke up this morning, and someone had "Cooperstein'd" my iPhone."
cooper wallpaper computer smartphone

by Harry Beanbag69 July 9, 2012

cookerimp85

just the best streamer BY A TON!!!

“Hey, who’s cookerimp85?”
“Shes the bedwars legend. You haven’t heard of her?”

by cluaireo June 29, 2021

Cooterism

To assault or attack ones cooter.

That girl is such a bitch I’m going to commit Cooterism

by PineTree_30 April 17, 2019

Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020