Coochiesaurus-Rex

A big dirty monster skankface hoe; a prostitute. Derived from the song "Coochie Shorts."

Random guy 1: Man, that Coochiesaurus-Rex was at your house last night.

Random guy 2: That wasn't a Coochiesaurus-Rex that was my sister!!

Random guy 2's sister: Well you didn't say I was a Coochiesaurus-Rex last night!

Random guy 1: Oh snap! That was you?!?

by AJ369 May 2, 2009

Cowabunga Cockfest

A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.

Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Colchester, CT

A town in Connecticut. The part where all the shops are is small and you could basically walk from the highschool to CVS in 45 minutes at a slow pace. A pretty boring town most of the time, the only excitement is the town Carnival in late May/early June. Colchester is more of a town for older folks and younger children. Sort of a Suburban/Rural town depending on where you are.

"Colchester, CT sucks. There's absolutely nothing to do here."

by AnenomesWithFish January 1, 2012

colchester

the land of gods, as the parachute regiment are based there.

Used to describe something of great excitment

"That would be like bein based at colchester!"

by para wannabe February 3, 2005

cockfest

Cockfest is referred to as a gay male hookup site where you can meet local guys. Cockfest.net

Hey man are you on cockfest?

or

I'm hanging out on cockfest tonight

by drhookup July 30, 2010

Crochester, NY

A term used to describe Rochester, NY, and it's tundra-ass weather. There is absolutely nothing to do in Rochester, except drinking and video games. Not that that's always a bad thing, but Rochester still sucks.

"Dude, you live in Crochester?"
"Yee"
"I'm so sorry"

by Martov March 1, 2005

Coochmastery

A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.

JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."

TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."

CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"

by Kleezy March 13, 2010