convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.

Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."

by badazzMC March 21, 2010

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convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.

How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!

by mtthlm January 15, 2016

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convenient cute

A person who you would only hook up with if that person were to instantaneously appear in your bed while you were horny and conveniently disappear as soon as you got off.

Person A: Do you think Nick is cute?
Person B: Well, he's convenient cute.

by DrewL May 14, 2008

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convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

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convenient child

A child that is only used at your disposal. A Convenient child are used by irresponsible parents that use you as pawn, pay cheque or when the parent wants to feel loved. A narcists offspring. It's the child that pays for the parents mistakes, they get the raw end of the deal. A convienient child is used for the parent/s

The mother only showed her convenient child affection when it's Child Allowance day, therefore before or after the day he is once invisible, again.

by Psychology matters August 23, 2017

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