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controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
by thisisu October 16, 2005
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Controlling

When someone wants full control, Full desire to have someone's life in their hand.
Mason was so controlling, What a turn on.
by Mesiio May 9, 2018
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Controlling the Cat

Having hard-core sex with your girlfriend, or to 'tame the pussy.'
by Hollzor August 10, 2008
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mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
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Controlling

Telling someone who has been wronged how to think and feel without taking their thoughts and feelings into consideration and then forcing them to go about things the way society deems as normal.
Person 1: I want this person to be held accountable by being called out and to do what’s right.
Person 2: You are better off without them.
Person 2 does not call out the person person 1 wants called out and is telling person 1 they are better off, person 2 is being controlling of person 1.
by Mylifemyrules March 8, 2021
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Controlling

Boy-oh-boy do I feel controlled right now. Just-a-super duper controlled by the people around me. You're making me do all kinds of stuff and keeping everyone safe from me right now. Yup... Just fulfilling your duty to the broader community. Citing the number of times I've been at the gas station does so very much to stop me from doing anything. It's a good thing everyone knows I want to Burger King just before coming to the place I'm at now.
Hym "Man, I am so glad you guys are controlling me! Because now that I'm being controlled by you, you're literally making me do this. You are the driving force. Because YOU are controlling ME by doing the thing you're doing and then loudly reveling the fact that you got me to do a thing that I wasn't already doing. Neato."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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Controlling women

Funny how you're perfectly willing to try to control non-women (like, whether or not they have a platform) but when it comes to expecting them to control THEMSELVES and deal with the consequences of their own action THAT is blasphemy. People don't need THEIR rights but women NEED to be able to dispose of their offspring. Because that's societies job apparently. Ameliorate the downsides of having to be a woman at the cost of everyone else. How many kids (who belong to women who didn't fuck me) have my tax dollars fed? Too many. Waaaay too fucking many.
Hym "The only people controlling women are the fat-cocks. Their doing whatever the fat-cocks want and getting tossed back to the mob to clean up the scraps. Do fat-cocks advocate for abortion? Yes! Especially the ones at least. Why? Because they can't AFFORD to knock up all of the women they are fucking. They need women to be able to dispose of their mutual offspring or the won't be able to pay for the child support all of the fat cocks get thrown in a cage. Where they belong. Fucking mongrels."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2023
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