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Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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Constance

Oh, there's a girl like Constance.
by Brolin H November 28, 2016
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contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).
Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.
by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006
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Contractor Grade

A particularly interesting term in that its two different meanings are indicative of opposite ends of the quality continuum.

1. When used to refer to tools of the trade that might be used by contractors, this term is used to indicate tools that are very rugged and of the highest quality.

2. When used to refer to the equipment & materials that a contractor, when left to his own devices, will install in a house or building, this term means the least expensive materials the contractor could get his hands on to get the job done.
1 - Look at this hammer - it's contractor grade.

2 - Just install some contractor grade cabinets; we don't have to live in it.
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Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.
Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
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beach contractor

The "prepared" beach-goer. Usually a large group of people, beach contractors can usually be identified by their large beach tent, excessive amount of drink coolers, towels, volley-ball net, and meat. Beach contractors spend just as much time setting up their tent, hauling their equipment from the car, and packing it all back in as much as they actually enjoy the beach. Beach contractors often come out on weekends, and stay for the entire day.

Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.
Kevin: Gee, Dave, I'm starved!

Dave: Look, it seems those beach contractors over there are just getting set up!

Kevin: Let's go linger and maybe score some food.
by Julia - Florida December 9, 2008
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Constance

The best friend you could have. She is honest, loyal, and always positive. She is super smart and aces all her tests. She has good advice, and she's beautiful inside and out.
I'm so glad Constance is in my life
by Vic loves you December 14, 2010
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