Contours

Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.

Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!

Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!

by Daveypants September 29, 2005

Ford Contour

see pimpmobile

It could smoke your rice burner anyday.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

cowturds

AKA Dallas Cowboys one of the worst fucking teams in NFL history now they may have 5 lombardi trophys but according to me they have only 2 because when crackheads like michael irvin get the trophy for you it just dosent count you may have terrell owens but before preseason ends he will just start bitchin' 'bout how the QB Bledsobadly throws to him and knowing the tuna he will fire his ass
go redskins cowboys suck

turds fan: we swept you so many times

skins fan: yeah well we swept you last season

turds fan: so thats only once

skins fan: you cowturds fans are stuck in the past

turds fan: duh what can we do about it

skins fan: you can get your head out of your ass

turds fan: (removes head from ass)

skins fan: heres to another season where the skins sweep the turds

by shipter August 20, 2006

Crispy Concords

A man that is ok

Hey do you who Crispy Concords is? Yeah He's Pretty Poggers

by soundcloud.com/davisbmusic December 14, 2020

contour

The outline of a figure or body; the edge or line that defines or bounds a shape or object.

An artwork about shapes, the black or any other color around the shape is the contour.

by EsEm September 24, 2007

contour soda

an attempt at hiding the name of the soft drink you are selling by not using its name... Instead using the fact that the bottle has a readily recognizable "contour" shape to it...

concert goer #1 ...contour soda?

concert goer #2 ...it looks like a fucking coke to me

concert goer #1 I know, but 4 bucks for a 20 ounce coke?

concert goer #2 Quit crying... give me 6 dollars I want to get a hotdog too

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006