contapedation

When two persons come face to face then both go in the same direction to move out of each other's way.

"As Ben attempted to move out of Judy's way, they awkwardly experienced contapedation."

by Sondravich July 30, 2008

Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016