The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.

"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008

vagina conquistador

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

Dirty Conquistador

The goatee that forms on one's chin from eating out a stubbly vagina over a child's toilet with no water in it while the girl is having explosive diarrhea. The poop is black from drinking an entire bottle of Pepto and poo and gas are expelled so forcefully that they splash up onto the man's chin.

As the diarrhea fumes billowed up from betwixt his maiden's legs, he began to feel a dirty conquistador forming on his chin.

by Melanoma April 4, 2010

anal conquistador

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.

Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.

by Belly626 September 17, 2006

Stinky Conquistador

The act of performing anal stimulation through the insertion of the entire hand up the ass crack.

Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!

by Drewpy January 26, 2005

Backdoor conquistador

Derogatory slang for "gay". See fudge-packer or ass bandit.

Someone told me Bruce was a backdoor conquistador.

The Giants are a bunch of backdoor conquistadors.

by Mercury1 August 8, 2005

Horny Little Conquistador

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

by Dornatio May 29, 2003