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Love compost

The remnants of a rather twisted sexual encounter in which one or both parties are left with pooh all over them.
yeah, that tracy bird is well kinky, we got up to all sorts of crazy stuff last night, i left her place with love compost all over my chest!!!
by angry bry February 13, 2009
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compostgasm

when someone who is very passionate about creating a more sustainable future for our planet gets really, really, REALLY excited about composting, and it makes them feel good all over.
oh my goodness!! putting all of these potato skins, orange peels, and broccoli stems into this compost bag is making me soooo happy!! in fact, i think i'm about to have a compostgasm!!!
by earthcrunch December 29, 2010
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compost

Common word for a recycling heap in the backyard. Also used to describe a girl who is similar to a smelly, large pile of rotting and decaying waste.
See that fatty, she is so unwanted she is compost.
by Reece Evans March 9, 2008
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Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.
I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.
by TheBird December 21, 2008
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compost critter

An extremely unattractive woman, the compost critter is a nocturnal creature that creeps through bars looking for her next victim to take home, and rarely takes 'no' for an answer. The compost critter is rotund, with nappy hair and an oily face. Some have described the compost critter as a mix between the mud turtle and the cougar.
I would never hook up with her; she's a compost critter.
by laxkracka December 22, 2008
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compost twink

a gay ass hippie who plays in compost and just so happens to be a twink as well
person a: did you see that guy playing in the compost?
person b: he’s definitely a compost twink.
by mrsansman November 7, 2018
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british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.
by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015
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