Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.

Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.

by Aerohed March 14, 2018

conachered

A perfectly operational bus that is taken out on to a public road and for no reason, other than the driver sitting in the chair, it catastrophically breaks down. Normally needing towed away.

This bus has been totally conachered

by Baldymonkey November 3, 2020

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend this book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

trash compacter

as a man proceeds to shit, another mans cock is forced into his anus

phill screamed loud last night when I gave him a trash compacter

by Small_Goat May 14, 2009

Conickers

it is another word for, you guessed it balls, testicles or what ever word you can think of for you to call them. anyways it is a good way to say it infront of a teacher with out getting in trouble cause hey, its not a real word.

teacher: class its time to-
kid: CONICKERS!!!!
teacher: is somthing the matter kid
kid: no i just love saying CONICKERS!!!

by fool in the face April 28, 2006

Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.

Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.

by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009

Conficker

Confi (configuration) ficker (f**ker)

the "fi" can be used as a part of both words.

Conficker is a computer worm that will f**k your s**t up, son.

by Mr. Tpasty April 3, 2009