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80's Music Connoisseur

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1. A master of 80's music.
2. A game where players compete playing their arsenal of the cheesiest, most unlistenable 80's music they know to get the most laughs and "Oh shits!" over their opponent. He/she with the cheesiest music wins.
"God damn man, I was moppin' the floor with this muthafucka! I was hittin' him at all angles with Starship, Billy Ocean, Wang Chung, and some Glenn Frey! I am the 80's Music Connoisseur!"
by G January 21, 2005
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cum connoisseur

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Someone who can tell what a man has been eating by the taste of his cum.
"Man, you need to lay off the Corona or else don't expect me to swallow tomorrow. I can't stand it when your shit tastes all bitter."

"Sorry, I didn't know you were such a cum connoisseur."
by Krisfoshizzle December 25, 2008
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Hotlicks Connoisseur

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Term used to describe the insatiable, delectable and incredible guitar playing skills displayed by Murray Atkinson, a guitar god on his own and currently with The New Odds. WARNING: Witnessing such brilliance causes straight men to turn gay and women to disrobe.
A Hotlicks Connoisseur is Murray Atkinson from The New Odds, we gotta go check them out when they're in Medicine Hat next week.
by Jo Jo Hipps August 5, 2008
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Wine Connoisseur

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Fat old men typically from California who contribute nothing to society. They use an extensive made-up vocabulary (similar to auctioneers) to make it sound like what they are saying is actually important.
Paris Hilton has been a pseudo-actress, pseudo-singer, and pseudo-model.

But if she really put her mind to it, she could become a full-fledged Wine Connoisseur no problem.
by Avatar of Carlin March 8, 2009
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Flannie Connoisseur

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Euphemism for an Australian bogan, most of which wear flannies, drink jim beam and watch the V8's.
Ruski may be a flannie connoisseur, but I still think he's cute.
by Ben June 8, 2010
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wine connoisseur bluff

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When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious
Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff
by London_guitarist August 7, 2010
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1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.
Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.
by Xxxcammyalvaxxx May 16, 2018
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