pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 01, 2006

congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson May 06, 2011

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 03, 2015

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 01, 2019

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY October 04, 2016

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Congestive

what a sexy dumb blonde biaatch!!

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S

by loooooooooooolhi October 20, 2008