Cougared

The act of being PWNED by an over-sized feline predator in Red Dead Redemption. The cougar has no mercy and once it lands it's first surprise attack on you and knocks you to the ground it may decide to hit you before you can even get up and use a first aid supply, rendering you dead in mere seconds. Getting cougared is very easy. All you have to do is travel ANY area of Red Dead Redemption and you are already in the cougar's sights. It will stalk you and if you manage to kill one, don't relax because you've already been sized up by it's next buddy (or six) hanging back to get you when you let your guard down. Cougars are very real...

...and they will find you

...and your wife, and kids, and your mother, and your father, and your bitch, and your ho and your pimp, and your - *COUGARED*

1.

lloyd (05:57:05 AM): IT KILLED ME
lloyd (05:57:07 AM): -.-
hazard89 (05:57:14 AM): ._.
lloyd (05:57:22 AM): FUCKING COUGARS!!!
lloyd (05:57:37 AM): I'm going to RAGE FAP after this >_>
hazard89 (05:57:45 AM): LMAO!
hazard89 (05:58:05 AM): *dying*

2.

lloyd (04:09:15 AM): fuckin cougars
lloyd (04:09:17 AM): ~_~
lloyd (04:09:31 AM): and I don't mean the sexy kind...
hazard89 (04:09:34 AM): o.o
hazard89 (04:09:36 AM): LOL

3.

lloyd (12:09:35 AM): It's inevitable, Hazard....you WILL be cougared....
hazard89 (12:09:54 AM): I WILL NOT!
hazard89 (12:10:05 AM): I shall strive to be the only man NEVER COUGARED!
hazard89 (12:10:06 AM): >:D
lloyd (12:10:17 AM): and if you don't save more often you'll bite yourself in the ass so hard that you'll take your whole ass off when you get cougared
lloyd (12:10:18 AM): ._.
hazard89 (12:10:48 AM): O_O
lloyd (12:10:50 AM): A man can dream I guess, Hazard, a man can dream -.-
hazard89 (12:10:50 AM): WTF
hazard89 (12:10:53 AM): XD!
lloyd (12:13:43 AM): HAZARD: I’ll show that Lloyd, I’ll never get cougared. Ha! *roams around on horse* ♫ La la la la la la fa la la la la♫ - ooo! What’s that sound? *dies* OMFG D:< *smashes PS3*

by LloydTotallyDidn'tMakeThisUp October 9, 2010

contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008

confarted

according to rabiya

1) Confused and farting and possibly drunk
2) To have farted with
3) Being comfortable on a PIA 747

Etymology:
1) Irish/Pakistani
2) Italian/German
3) Pakistani

1) Liam was very confarted after a few drinks
2) I confarted Scott
3) I was not very confartable on the PIA 747

by Miron Man October 6, 2008

Collarted

Past Participle of Collart

“Jimbo absolutely collarted Steve’s head off”

by Active Yg December 5, 2018

Concurted

means your super pissed off and super disapointed

I am so concurted because of you, you bitch. I am so conned about you fricking hell.

by iibrxkenjay November 21, 2020