Connelling

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Text Confessing

The act of saying something of high value to you personally and sending it to someone through a text message.

Guy 1: What did you tell her?

Guy 2: I was text confessing everything...

by Haharyne March 7, 2010

Confuzeling

When your so confused you don't know how to say "confused".

Teacher : teaching algebra
Fred: WTF is this confuzeling sh*t?

by Why would i use my real name? July 16, 2020

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Connelling

Exaggerating and bending the truth in order to make situations work more favourably for the Conneller. In some cases the truth is completely taken out.

After making a big mistake, Dave used the technique of Connelling so others would look more favourably upon him.

by Linguini greg February 24, 2023

Conflingeld

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025